As you can see, it's well hidden, making it all the more difficult for the people with the straightjacket and padded van to sneak up on me:
As a hobby, I breed mosquitoes in the backyard:

I hide behind the screens in here, because they get agressive when they haven't had enough to eat:

This place is way bigger than a boat. In fact, my boat even has its own room:

We'll continue the tour later. Someone just informed me that it's a holiday weekend and that the tradition is to cookout. Feeling way too lazy to fire up my own grill, I'm off to find a party to crash.