Things I’m thankful for:
That I don’t live in Siberia
That I don’t have to drive a hummer
That the roof over my head no longer leaks
That there are trees to hug
That the fleas have all abandoned my dog
That lyme disease is receding into the background
That I have friends who care whether or not I set myself on fire
That spring is almost here
That I don’t have to leave the house on Black Friday
That I’m not a turkey (most of the time)