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I would like to endorse my dog’s new shampoo.

I haven’t yet tried it on the dog.

Over the course of the last several days, I’ve noticed an improvement in my hair’s condition. I normally jump in the shower first thing in the morning, sans contacts, and then install my eyes after. Today, I happened to put my eyes in first. Seeing what was in the shower was a novelty, and it gave me a laugh to notice that the container of dog shampoo is the same size and shape as my hair soap.

I guess I’ll keep using it, because the dog certainly won’t need it anytime soon. Through a miscommunication with the groomer, my lovely dog came out all bald. The hair will grow back, but who knows if I’ll be able to save that lovely wire coat that I wanted hand stripped.

I’m now one of those idiots who gets their dog shaved in winter and then has to buy them a coat.

Just one more confirmation that if you want something done right, learn how to do it yourself.