Reasons why I haven’t posted for so long:
They found me.
Spent all this time shoveling snow.
Got put in the kennel over the holidays.
Ran out of olives and went into a great depression.
Kidnapped by the grinch. Oh wait, that would mean that I held myself hostage.
Caught lazyitis from the infected hordes surrounding me.
Had to go visit my home planet.
Held without bail for grand theft pick up truck.
Forgot which way was up.
I was trying to hibernate, but now that I’ve been rudely awakened in the middle of my long winter sleep, I’m on a rampage, so look out.
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