Why run with the crowd when you can run around in circles?

Friday, November 28, 2008

Proud to be an American

From Associated Press: "Excitement over the early morning specials proved fatal for at least one store. Police from Nassau County, N.Y. say a Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers shortly after the Long Island store opened Friday. Wal-Mart offiicals would not confirm reports of stampede, but said a "medical emergency" caused them to close the store."

Yeah, but each trampler saved $1.99, so it was worth it!
I rest my case.