Top ten reasons why dogs are better than dudes

For all you single ladies out there, I can recommend a healthy alternative to the fruitless search for Mr. Right because, let’s face it, there is no such creature. Getting a puppy is a much less frustrating ordeal than dating, and gives you many more benefits and rewards:

1)Dogs can be housetrained, unlike that man who never learns to pee without getting it all over the floor and toilet seat, which he always leaves up so that you fall in the hole in the dark of night.
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2) Dogs hang on your every word, waiting to hear the magic ones: walk, beach, cookie, outside, play, can I have a kiss? Men never hear a dang thing you say to them.

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3) Dogs are trainable, quickly learning to sit, stay, come, heel, roll over, drop it, etc. Men never learn this.
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4) Dogs need daily walks, which means you’ll be much healthier. Men just like to sit in front of the TV, and the only exercise you’ll get is throwing things at them to get their attention.

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5) Dogs don’t care what you look like first thing in the morning.

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6) Dogs always greet you enthusiastically when you come home. Guys rarely notice that you’re even there.
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7) Dogs won’t take all the blankets off you in the middle of the night.

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8) After the initial puppy stage, you can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying about what kind of mess you’ll find when you get home.

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9) A dog is easier to keep well-groomed.

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10) Your dog won’t put up a fuss when it’s time to get neutered.

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So there you have it. If any guy cares to argue with me, well, then, get your leash because we're going to the vet's. And not for booster shots!