I wish I could lay claim to inventing that title. I normally scroll through my junk mail before deleting it, just to make sure nothing important gets trashed. Often some of the spam titles are catching, but this one gave me the belly laugh that I needed at the end of a long day of hard labor:"mylhyn_lovendino: And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws - The Fimble Fowl, with a corkscrew leg -Where the early pumpkins blow -And your head so large doth …"
I was so tempted to open that email to see what other gems might be in there. But I managed to restrain myself, just in case giant trojans (no not the condoms) got released and inserted into the nether corners of my laptop.
I'm off to bed now, to dream of lovely monkeys with lollipop paws.
