Why run with the crowd when you can run around in circles?

Wednesday, April 01, 2009


I've been too busy to blog 'cause I've been lining up my crack lawyer team to sue every shoe manufacturer on the planet.

Shoes don't come with warnings that walking with laces untied can lead to tripping.

It's not my fault I didn't know that. No one told me. How was I supposed to know?

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