Why run with the crowd when you can run around in circles?

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Moving Day


I’ve been busy using my meager store of energy to move. Again. This is becoming a bad habit.

This time I didn’t go far, just upstairs to my shop. Still, being the pansy weak wimp that I am now, it wasn’t easy carting crap up the steps and then tottering back down for another load.

For the big stuff, I bribed friends to help. I called up my strongest friends and said, “Hey, how would you like to come for breakfast? There’s a catch.”

I got enough takers to get the job done, and even an offer to help me move every day if I would continue to cook breakfast like that every morning. ‘Forget it’, I said. Cooking is something I work hard to avoid. I do it about as often as I move. Which is shaping up to be about every six months.

So, tomorrow, people are moving into my house to defray the cost of rent I can no longer afford.
People I have never met. Three of them.

My idea of a getting a roommate was trying to find one quiet professional that I could boot once I got back on my financial feet.

Nowhere no how would I have thought to invite a single mother with a 13 year old daughter, a dog, a cat, and grandma from Poland who speaks no English.

But that’s what I did. My mouth was open and I was making the offer before I could stuff a stopper in it.

Life is either about to get very interesting, or intolerable enough to make living in a ford escort look very attractive.
Stay tuned.

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